Friday, February 13, 2009
Hoosiers will laugh.
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Indiana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Indiana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Indiana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Hoosiers close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Indiana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late.
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Indiana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Indiana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Indiana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Hoosiers close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Indiana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late.
