Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Proverbs
''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''
''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''
''Man who run behind car get exhausted''
''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day''
''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ.''
''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok''
''Man with one chopstick go hungry.''
''Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.''
''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''
''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!''
''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.''
''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''
''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.''
''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.''
''Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!''
''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!''
''It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.''
''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!''
''Man who sit on tack get point!''
''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!''
''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''
''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.''
''Man who farts in church sits in own pew.''
''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.
''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''
''Man who run behind car get exhausted''
''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day''
''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ.''
''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok''
''Man with one chopstick go hungry.''
''Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.''
''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''
''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!''
''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.''
''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''
''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.''
''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.''
''Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!''
''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!''
''It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.''
''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!''
''Man who sit on tack get point!''
''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!''
''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''
''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.''
''Man who farts in church sits in own pew.''
''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.
''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
Five Minutes to Midnight
A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to
the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the
front seat reading a book.
the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the
front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy
answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."
Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy
replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."
Monday, January 08, 2007
Joke for today:
A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. While the barber was
lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he
always has a hard time getting a close shave on his hollow cheeks. The
barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place
this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give
you a close shave." The man did this, and the barber shaved the right
side of his face.
lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he
always has a hard time getting a close shave on his hollow cheeks. The
barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place
this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give
you a close shave." The man did this, and the barber shaved the right
side of his face.
"Wow!" exclaimed the man, "that is great!"
He put the ball in the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the
barber's next move and with muffled voice asked,
"Buh wat happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw?"
The barber said, "Just bring it back tomorrow. That's what most guys
do."
Louis H. Schwitzer IV B.S. Ed., M.Ed.
Title I Math, IPS School #67
