Thursday, January 19, 2006
It's new! Not available in any stores!
It's Emo Elmo!
Pull his string and hear him say classic emo phrases like:
"Life is pain."
"I wish the world would just end."
"Even breathing takes too much effort."
"I wish Depeche Mode would play near here."
Comes with his very own dark and bitter coffee, unfiltered European blend cigarettes, purple hair dye, and re-usable razor blades.
Smoky darkened cafe with expensive crap food, art canvas, and morbid poetry journal sold seperately.
Available only from PossumCowboy Toys.
--
Is it really truth that we seek, or just a sweet enough lie to settle our minds so we can sleep at night?
Pull his string and hear him say classic emo phrases like:
"Life is pain."
"I wish the world would just end."
"Even breathing takes too much effort."
"I wish Depeche Mode would play near here."
Comes with his very own dark and bitter coffee, unfiltered European blend cigarettes, purple hair dye, and re-usable razor blades.
Smoky darkened cafe with expensive crap food, art canvas, and morbid poetry journal sold seperately.
Available only from PossumCowboy Toys.
--
Is it really truth that we seek, or just a sweet enough lie to settle our minds so we can sleep at night?
