Thursday, May 11, 2006
Cute Joke
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's." That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned
Mrs. Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these
expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him.
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Is it really truth that we seek, or just a sweet enough lie to settle
our minds so we can sleep at night?
