Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Five Minutes to Midnight
A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to
the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the
front seat reading a book.
the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the
front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy
answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."
Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy
replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."
