Monday, January 08, 2007
Joke for today:
A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. While the barber was
lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he
always has a hard time getting a close shave on his hollow cheeks. The
barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place
this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give
you a close shave." The man did this, and the barber shaved the right
side of his face.
lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he
always has a hard time getting a close shave on his hollow cheeks. The
barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place
this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give
you a close shave." The man did this, and the barber shaved the right
side of his face.
"Wow!" exclaimed the man, "that is great!"
He put the ball in the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the
barber's next move and with muffled voice asked,
"Buh wat happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw?"
The barber said, "Just bring it back tomorrow. That's what most guys
do."
Louis H. Schwitzer IV B.S. Ed., M.Ed.
Title I Math, IPS School #67
